Why I am Albert Einstein

Hello,

I am here to prove I am indeed Albert Einstein. Reasons:

#1. I am awesome. Albert Einstein was awesome.

#2. He had bad hair...all sticky up-y and stuff. I have dreadful hair.

#3. He was Genius. I am definitely Genius.

#4. He was most likely crazy (as most Genius people are.) I am crazy.

#5. He was human. I am human (hopefully)

#6. He existed. I exist.

And that is why I am Albert Einstein. BOOM! Yeah...he he.

ALBERT EINSTEIN IS OUT!

A. Einstein