Greetings Fellow Evildoers, Fairies and Secret Agent Hamsters,
Today...I'm going to tell you about a secret organization called GUTDOTMC or Green Unicorns That Dance On The Moon Club!!!!!! It is a VERY IMPORTANT society for...you guessed it...GREEN UNICORNS THAT DANCE ON THE MOON! The organization owns 50 billion minature blue rockets and 3 gigantic yellow ones that spout fireworks! Every third Wednesday, they take those rockets to their base of cheesy clay on the moon, and they have dance parties while playing disco music and watching Sesame Street! These Unicorns would be so happy if YOU joined their fun and got plastic surgery to becme a green unicorn! You should be honored that they are inviting you...as it is very classy and they are SUPER choicy about who they admit. Soooo....yeah:)
See You!
NutFreeG the Insane Panda Bear
Tuesday, November 26, 2013
Monday, November 25, 2013
More Delicious Agony...
Bonjour,
You remember the delicious descriptive feast I gave you awhile ago? Well...you remember how I promised MORE of that delicious agony? Well...your wish has been GRANTED! Here you are...
You are back among the pasta and the truffles, the melons and the delicious drinks. The smells are even stronger this time, they are almost overpowering. You drift over to a tray of truffles, raspberry and dark chocolate truffles that make your mouth tingle as you set them lightly on your tongue. You finish them all and move on to a platter of buttery rich crescent rolls. You take four, piling them on the plate, which has once again appeared in your hands. You sail over to a plate of meat pies, they smell so rich and meaty that you take two of them, and they almost fill up your plate...until it grows a little bit bigger...inch by inch. You spot a pot of steaming ham and bean stew, and a bowl appears in your other hand, a bit bowl, enough for a huge spoonful of stew. You ladle that ham and bean concoction into your dish, balancing your plate expertly on your knee as you do so. You then rush over to a tray of tarts...delicious chocolate tarts, you take 5 of them, as they are mini tarts. Just as you have finished setting them on your plate, which has grown enormous, you spot a small thing of whip cream. You grab it hungrily, piling it atop your tarts and putting a bit on one of your crescent rolls. You lick your lips, and seat yourself in the comfortable looking silver armchair that has descended from above. You sigh contentedly and dig into your large meal. Savoring the stew and licking the whip cream from your tarts of your face. You sigh again, just for the fun of it. Your meal is finished, and the whole scene starts to fade. You settle back in your chair and let it, for you know you shall be back someday.
Au Revoir!
NutFreeG
You remember the delicious descriptive feast I gave you awhile ago? Well...you remember how I promised MORE of that delicious agony? Well...your wish has been GRANTED! Here you are...
You are back among the pasta and the truffles, the melons and the delicious drinks. The smells are even stronger this time, they are almost overpowering. You drift over to a tray of truffles, raspberry and dark chocolate truffles that make your mouth tingle as you set them lightly on your tongue. You finish them all and move on to a platter of buttery rich crescent rolls. You take four, piling them on the plate, which has once again appeared in your hands. You sail over to a plate of meat pies, they smell so rich and meaty that you take two of them, and they almost fill up your plate...until it grows a little bit bigger...inch by inch. You spot a pot of steaming ham and bean stew, and a bowl appears in your other hand, a bit bowl, enough for a huge spoonful of stew. You ladle that ham and bean concoction into your dish, balancing your plate expertly on your knee as you do so. You then rush over to a tray of tarts...delicious chocolate tarts, you take 5 of them, as they are mini tarts. Just as you have finished setting them on your plate, which has grown enormous, you spot a small thing of whip cream. You grab it hungrily, piling it atop your tarts and putting a bit on one of your crescent rolls. You lick your lips, and seat yourself in the comfortable looking silver armchair that has descended from above. You sigh contentedly and dig into your large meal. Savoring the stew and licking the whip cream from your tarts of your face. You sigh again, just for the fun of it. Your meal is finished, and the whole scene starts to fade. You settle back in your chair and let it, for you know you shall be back someday.
Au Revoir!
NutFreeG
BABY SLOTH CRAZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiya,
Want to smile like an idiot? Here is a picture of a baby sloth...in PAJAMAS!
I know that you must be so happy you are going to explode. Because, who doesn't love a freaking BABY SLOTH in PAJAMAS? This is my new obesession. I am currently going through a BABY SLOTH craze...and I will not stop until I have seen every single picture of baby sloths that exist (and pinned them all on Pinterest!) BABY SLOTH FAN CLUB!!!! YES!!! I have officially started the Baby Sloth Orginization or BLO. YAYYAYAYAYAY! Sorry for the rambling...just thought you ought to know how EXTREMELY ADORABLE they are:)
Peace Out and Baby Sloth in Pajamas,
NutFreeG
Want to smile like an idiot? Here is a picture of a baby sloth...in PAJAMAS!
Peace Out and Baby Sloth in Pajamas,
NutFreeG
NaNoWriMo!
Hi!
Are you a writer? Author? Dreamer? Novelist? Crazy-person with too many ideas? If you answered "YES" to any of these Q's, then you might have heard of...
National Novel Writing Month! It is also called NaNoWriMo and it happens in the wonderful month of November! It is where all us crazy novelists try to write a book in a month! Get to a certain word goal (50,00 for 13+ers and set-your-own goal for 12andunders!) and everyone "wins" if they get to their word count! I am currently writing my novel...which may be published soon if I am extremely lucky. You can check out the website at...
http://nanowrimo.org/
and the young writers one:
http://ywp.nanowrimo.org/
Sooo...if you are interested...check it out!!!
NutFreeG
Are you a writer? Author? Dreamer? Novelist? Crazy-person with too many ideas? If you answered "YES" to any of these Q's, then you might have heard of...
National Novel Writing Month! It is also called NaNoWriMo and it happens in the wonderful month of November! It is where all us crazy novelists try to write a book in a month! Get to a certain word goal (50,00 for 13+ers and set-your-own goal for 12andunders!) and everyone "wins" if they get to their word count! I am currently writing my novel...which may be published soon if I am extremely lucky. You can check out the website at...
http://nanowrimo.org/
and the young writers one:
http://ywp.nanowrimo.org/
Sooo...if you are interested...check it out!!!
NutFreeG
Unnatural Creatures by Neil Gaiman!
Hola!
This is my first "Wacky Book of the Month" review! I am going to try to do one every month. It is where I choose a weird collection of stories (or maybe a novel) and review it and stuff...ugh...I am so bad at explaining things! Anyway...here is this months one!
Unnatural Creatures by Neil Gaiman!
Here is a photo:
This is a collection of weird stories by different authors, it was put together and edited by Neil Gaiman (writer of Coraline...shivers...that was CREEPY!) I checked this book out from the library a couple of days ago, and I've read two of the short stories inside (#1. name that is unpronouncable...considering that it's a dot by Gahan Wilson. #2. The Cartographer Wasps and the Anarchist Bees by E. Lily Yu.) Both were outragously awesome and kind of funny. This book is all about the unnatural! There are books about NATURAL history and stuff...but none (until now!) about UNnatural history! I'm looking forward to delving deeper within this book...and I hope you will check it out too!
NutFreeG
This is my first "Wacky Book of the Month" review! I am going to try to do one every month. It is where I choose a weird collection of stories (or maybe a novel) and review it and stuff...ugh...I am so bad at explaining things! Anyway...here is this months one!
Unnatural Creatures by Neil Gaiman!
Here is a photo:
This is a collection of weird stories by different authors, it was put together and edited by Neil Gaiman (writer of Coraline...shivers...that was CREEPY!) I checked this book out from the library a couple of days ago, and I've read two of the short stories inside (#1. name that is unpronouncable...considering that it's a dot by Gahan Wilson. #2. The Cartographer Wasps and the Anarchist Bees by E. Lily Yu.) Both were outragously awesome and kind of funny. This book is all about the unnatural! There are books about NATURAL history and stuff...but none (until now!) about UNnatural history! I'm looking forward to delving deeper within this book...and I hope you will check it out too!
NutFreeG
Crazy Version of Let It Snow!
Hello!
Sooo...this is my insane wacko version of Let It Snow!!!!
Check for murderers in the shower,
using flower power by the hour...
glares at pigeons all day long...
so let it rain, let it hail, let it slushy rain!
When I finally get home...
I eat a thousand cherry scones...
wack endermen in the head...
sooooo...
let it rain, let it hail, let it slushy rain!!!!!!!!!!!
So...now you know I am offically off my rocker! Yay...he he!
NutFreeG
Sooo...this is my insane wacko version of Let It Snow!!!!
Check for murderers in the shower,
using flower power by the hour...
glares at pigeons all day long...
so let it rain, let it hail, let it slushy rain!
When I finally get home...
I eat a thousand cherry scones...
wack endermen in the head...
sooooo...
let it rain, let it hail, let it slushy rain!!!!!!!!!!!
So...now you know I am offically off my rocker! Yay...he he!
NutFreeG
Thinking Thoughts...
Just Something I wrote...descriptive skills and all. The person talking is not ME, just a random girl who I had in my head for a little while. Describing the night time beach. So....yeah:)
I took miniscule steps towards the sunset beach, letting the minty feeling of fresh watermelon sink onto my tongue. The waves looked like silk, soft, smooth goodness. The sun was the essence of butter...so salty and pure. I could feel the harsh wind coursing through my golden locks, throwing them into a strange tangle of nest-for-mice and girl sweat. I can feel my jeans scritch-scratching around my thin and pale ankles. My too-big artsy-girl jeans. My little-kid dress flutters around my shoulders. I stoop down and retrieve a shell...it's peaceful feeling, sitting there in the light of in-between and listening to the fairytale waves. Whenever I look around at our black-and-white world, I wish we'd all stop and stare at story-book tales and bask in the sandy glory of beachy-ness. No one looks twice at a little girl with sparkle shine eyes...but they should. We all have lessons to teach, oh so important shopping trips should halt as we run through that ultimately normal store...we should throw springy pink petals at the everyday pedestrians as they do their everyday things. We should smile at the sweet little squirrels as they chitter and chirp around their elegant trees. We should stop and listen to writers and dreamers...and little girls on sunset beaches. It's moonlight dance time now, tiny creatures of the night and their heart-pumping glow. I breathe in the cool-as-raindrops night air and let quiet bliss envelope my happy smiles. I can hear the bustle of silence as it walks it's enchanting path. Absolute grace and charm in every little "CA-CA" of the seagulls. I walk over pillow-soft sand, back to the crusty old ocean house. Back to inside-noise and toaster-popping and radios. Back to people and things...out of that shimmering princess power. But I continue to see the light and see what's right.
I hope you liked it!
NutFreeG
I took miniscule steps towards the sunset beach, letting the minty feeling of fresh watermelon sink onto my tongue. The waves looked like silk, soft, smooth goodness. The sun was the essence of butter...so salty and pure. I could feel the harsh wind coursing through my golden locks, throwing them into a strange tangle of nest-for-mice and girl sweat. I can feel my jeans scritch-scratching around my thin and pale ankles. My too-big artsy-girl jeans. My little-kid dress flutters around my shoulders. I stoop down and retrieve a shell...it's peaceful feeling, sitting there in the light of in-between and listening to the fairytale waves. Whenever I look around at our black-and-white world, I wish we'd all stop and stare at story-book tales and bask in the sandy glory of beachy-ness. No one looks twice at a little girl with sparkle shine eyes...but they should. We all have lessons to teach, oh so important shopping trips should halt as we run through that ultimately normal store...we should throw springy pink petals at the everyday pedestrians as they do their everyday things. We should smile at the sweet little squirrels as they chitter and chirp around their elegant trees. We should stop and listen to writers and dreamers...and little girls on sunset beaches. It's moonlight dance time now, tiny creatures of the night and their heart-pumping glow. I breathe in the cool-as-raindrops night air and let quiet bliss envelope my happy smiles. I can hear the bustle of silence as it walks it's enchanting path. Absolute grace and charm in every little "CA-CA" of the seagulls. I walk over pillow-soft sand, back to the crusty old ocean house. Back to inside-noise and toaster-popping and radios. Back to people and things...out of that shimmering princess power. But I continue to see the light and see what's right.
I hope you liked it!
NutFreeG
BEE-BO!
Hello!!!!
This is Bee-Bo, the random thing that holds my glasses when they are not on my face. He is having a photo shoot...he is happy about it.
BEE-BO!!!!!! His glasses are abnormally large...
Poor Bee-Bo...he can't see!!!!!! MUST FIND GLASSES...hey...what is that in the corner?
This is Bee-Bo, the random thing that holds my glasses when they are not on my face. He is having a photo shoot...he is happy about it.
BEE-BO!!!!!! His glasses are abnormally large...
Introducing...ED!
Hello There!!!!!
Today I am going to show you a very...erm...special friend! He likes...coffee, bowties and Christina Perri...he's...
ED THE LABBIT! Properly...Edward...but let's keep it simple:)
Ed is a Labbit, which is basically a short and stubby (coughs...he he) rabbit, with a...MUSTACHE!!!!!!! He is mean. Very, very, seriously mean. He boils people in boiling oil and insults everyone he meets. So...no one likes him! Here is his...profile...
Name: Edward the Labbit (A.K.A Ed)
Age: 45 (but 43 on Sundays)
Gender: Male (I think...)
Species: Labbit
Likes: Coffee, Purple, Distant Waves, Insulting people, bowties, suits, mustaches, Christina Perri, coffee, nail polish, coffee, death, coffee, boiling oil, Grumpy Cat memes, and coffee. (on a good day, he likes his assistants, Cheesepuff and BOB...more about them later!)
Dislikes: Nearly Everything. Justin Bieber, people, Smiling, Babies, Everything, invasion of privacy (AHEM...ever heard of doors!), Justin Bieber (who likes him anyway?), people and every single thing accept for his Likes (see above...)
Friends: Uh...friends? When Ed has a good day (once every 10 years...) he is friends with his assistant Cheesepuff, who is a stuffed bookworm, and his annoying pet BOB, who is a singing bean. Pics of them soon.
Enemies: That would take years to write out, but some of them include: an annoying hamster who thinks he's famous named "Yo-Ham", everyone, and the entire population of mice. He had a mouse girlfriend when he was younger, and she broke up with him and told all the mice to hate him. He hates mice.
Other: He drinks more than a giant truck's weight in coffee every day. If he doesn't get to drink 200 cups by noon, he boils people in oil. He doesn't take it with sugar, sugar is too sweet for him. He lives in a cardboard condo with Cheesepuff and BOB. He is a jerk.
More pics of Ed and Friends (?):
This is Ed with his signature sign.
Sideways Ed...isn't he awesome?
You may wonder why Cheesepuff and BOB are "friends" with Ed, the mean oil-boiling thing. Answer: You should wonder why Ed is friends with Cheesepuff and BOB. Cheesepuff has 0 friends besides Ed, because he randomly attacks people for no reason at all accept for that he feels like it. BOB has 0 friends besides Ed, because he NEEDS to be in the spotlight at all times, and when people say things he doesn't like, he randomly starts opera singing in a nasally voice. Take it as you like.
Sooo...that is Ed the Labbit, BOB the Bean (who also starts rambling weird facts about hippos at you if he hates you) and Cheesepuff the Bookworm stuffed thing! Thanks for reading!
NutFreeG, Ed, BOB and Cheesepuff!
Today I am going to show you a very...erm...special friend! He likes...coffee, bowties and Christina Perri...he's...
ED THE LABBIT! Properly...Edward...but let's keep it simple:)
Name: Edward the Labbit (A.K.A Ed)
Age: 45 (but 43 on Sundays)
Gender: Male (I think...)
Species: Labbit
Likes: Coffee, Purple, Distant Waves, Insulting people, bowties, suits, mustaches, Christina Perri, coffee, nail polish, coffee, death, coffee, boiling oil, Grumpy Cat memes, and coffee. (on a good day, he likes his assistants, Cheesepuff and BOB...more about them later!)
Dislikes: Nearly Everything. Justin Bieber, people, Smiling, Babies, Everything, invasion of privacy (AHEM...ever heard of doors!), Justin Bieber (who likes him anyway?), people and every single thing accept for his Likes (see above...)
Friends: Uh...friends? When Ed has a good day (once every 10 years...) he is friends with his assistant Cheesepuff, who is a stuffed bookworm, and his annoying pet BOB, who is a singing bean. Pics of them soon.
Enemies: That would take years to write out, but some of them include: an annoying hamster who thinks he's famous named "Yo-Ham", everyone, and the entire population of mice. He had a mouse girlfriend when he was younger, and she broke up with him and told all the mice to hate him. He hates mice.
Other: He drinks more than a giant truck's weight in coffee every day. If he doesn't get to drink 200 cups by noon, he boils people in oil. He doesn't take it with sugar, sugar is too sweet for him. He lives in a cardboard condo with Cheesepuff and BOB. He is a jerk.
More pics of Ed and Friends (?):
This is Ed, his coffee cup, his signature sign and his assistant Cheesepuff the Bookworm. BOB is currently using the toilet.
This is the whole group. BOB is the weird bean-shaped thing hanging on Ed's ear. He likes to sing opera.
Sooo...that is Ed the Labbit, BOB the Bean (who also starts rambling weird facts about hippos at you if he hates you) and Cheesepuff the Bookworm stuffed thing! Thanks for reading!
NutFreeG, Ed, BOB and Cheesepuff!
Steampunk-y!!!!!
Hey!
For Halloween this year, I wanted to construct the coolest costume EVER...and I did (he he!) I was a Steampunk character from my own novel that I am currently writing (if you and I are lucky, it will appear, PUBLISHED, in the next several years/months.) I have a few elements from it that have been photographed by yours truly. Sorry about the quality of the pics, I am a super bad photographer and some of my costume stuff is kind of dusty and wrinkled at the moment. Here are the pics though...
So...that was some of my costume! I have a bustle skirt and a corset and stuff, which I will post pics of later! It was a super awesome costume...also a huge pain to walk around in....but still awesome!
NutFreeG
For Halloween this year, I wanted to construct the coolest costume EVER...and I did (he he!) I was a Steampunk character from my own novel that I am currently writing (if you and I are lucky, it will appear, PUBLISHED, in the next several years/months.) I have a few elements from it that have been photographed by yours truly. Sorry about the quality of the pics, I am a super bad photographer and some of my costume stuff is kind of dusty and wrinkled at the moment. Here are the pics though...
Sooo...this is the hat I made...it is COVERED in dust and doghair (yeah, dog hair is basically a condiment at my house!) It looks better when perched on my head at an angle. But...yeah:)
This is my Steampunk Spire 76 Gun, which if my novel ever gets itself published and stuff, you will find out what it actually is. Sorry, the paint is a bit chipped, so if you see a little bit of orange, it is becuase it is a re-purposed Nerf...and I need to touch it a up a bit again.
My Mini Cape (which I made myself, with my "miraculous" sewing skills!) The cape is in a super bad angle, so, when I find new batteries for my camera, I will lay it out nicely and post a better pic of it (and the rest of my stuff!)
NutFreeG
Sunday, November 24, 2013
Hello everyone!
Invisible words!!!! Oooooh...ghost-y-ness!!!!! If you can read this you are either:
A. a Genius (like moi!)
B. someone with strange superpowers (like moi!)
C. You lie.
D. You are an avocado monster.
So...yeah:) If you like the color lavender, you are awarded a PRIZE of WORTHINESS and AWESOMENESS. If you actually read anything on this blog...you are given the trophy of eternal epicness. If you eat orange roasted pickles, you are contagious. Thank you for reading this INVISIBLE POST!!!!! INVISIBLE POST!!! INVISIBLE POOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A. a Genius (like moi!)
B. someone with strange superpowers (like moi!)
C. You lie.
D. You are an avocado monster.
So...yeah:) If you like the color lavender, you are awarded a PRIZE of WORTHINESS and AWESOMENESS. If you actually read anything on this blog...you are given the trophy of eternal epicness. If you eat orange roasted pickles, you are contagious. Thank you for reading this INVISIBLE POST!!!!! INVISIBLE POST!!! INVISIBLE POOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saturday, November 23, 2013
More Blogs!
If you enjoy this blog...which if you have read this far, I'm assuming you do...then read my other blogs!!!!
www.rattybatty.blogspot.com (this is my blog for my pet rats, Poppy and Fern)
www.thebooklookg.blogspot.com (my book review blog, I love to read, but I am terrible at writing book reviews, so I don't post on this often...)
www.nutfreebakingg.blogspot.com (ma nut free baking blog!)
www.whatshappeningwoofnow.blogspot.com (Technically, this is my dog's blog...but...you can still read it! Just...not if you happen to be a squirrel, or a parakeet expert, or a squirrel who is a parakeet expert.)
So....thanks a lot!
NutFreeG
www.rattybatty.blogspot.com (this is my blog for my pet rats, Poppy and Fern)
www.thebooklookg.blogspot.com (my book review blog, I love to read, but I am terrible at writing book reviews, so I don't post on this often...)
www.nutfreebakingg.blogspot.com (ma nut free baking blog!)
www.whatshappeningwoofnow.blogspot.com (Technically, this is my dog's blog...but...you can still read it! Just...not if you happen to be a squirrel, or a parakeet expert, or a squirrel who is a parakeet expert.)
So....thanks a lot!
NutFreeG
New Moon Girls!
Hi!
I'd like to mention my favorite magazine and website: New Moon Girl Media!
New Moon is a magazine and online community for girls ages 8-15! It is totally ad free and promotes strong women and girls! It is a bi-monthly mag and it is awesome! Online, you can sign up and have your "room" and your "stuff" and put your creations in it. If you or your parents are worried about Internet safety, they have moderators and they won't let you post anything that important (email, address, etc etc). I highly recommend it! Here is the link:
www.newmoon.com
Thanks for reading,
NutFreeG
I'd like to mention my favorite magazine and website: New Moon Girl Media!
New Moon is a magazine and online community for girls ages 8-15! It is totally ad free and promotes strong women and girls! It is a bi-monthly mag and it is awesome! Online, you can sign up and have your "room" and your "stuff" and put your creations in it. If you or your parents are worried about Internet safety, they have moderators and they won't let you post anything that important (email, address, etc etc). I highly recommend it! Here is the link:
www.newmoon.com
Thanks for reading,
NutFreeG
PAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAA BEARS!!!!
EVERYONE LOVES PANDA BEARS! Let us sing a little song about how awesome they are...
Panda Bears rule...
Panda Bears rule...
Panda Bears are awesome...
Panda Bears are the best!
Panda Bears...
PANDA Bears...
PANDA BEARS!!!
Sooo...that was random!
BTW: This was my friend's idea and all of her idea. Her idea only...because she loves pandas and wants to own one. She is marrying a panda named Joe next week. Long Live the Pandas. My friend's panda post. Dedicated to her.
Panda Bears rule...
Panda Bears rule...
Panda Bears are awesome...
Panda Bears are the best!
Panda Bears...
PANDA Bears...
PANDA BEARS!!!
Sooo...that was random!
BTW: This was my friend's idea and all of her idea. Her idea only...because she loves pandas and wants to own one. She is marrying a panda named Joe next week. Long Live the Pandas. My friend's panda post. Dedicated to her.
Delicious Agony...
Hi Peeeeeeooooopppplllleeee!!!!
U hungry???? I know I am...so let us feast!!! But not on photos like my sweet feast previously...descriptive feast!!!! Lick your lips and dig in...
Imagine a gigantic buffet table the size of the moon...you are walking over to it and the first thing you spot is a giant mozzarella cheese pizza, with a bit of feta sprinkled on top and basil to perfect it...the pizza is steaming hot. You grab a slice and let it slide down your throat. Then you see a magnificent tiered chocolate cake...with fluffy vanilla buttercream frosting and chocolate designs. You take a slice on your giant china plate, which has magically appeared in your hand. You make your way over to a heaping platter of juicy watermelon...seedless and ready to eat. After taking three pieces, you move towards a three feet high bowl of buttery, cheesy pasta. Adding some to your plate, you rush over to a giant french silk pie, slicing yourself the biggest piece. You spot a platter of turkey dumplings, and you take them all. Your plate has grown bigger as you add the food. Your stomach grows full and content as you eat. You sigh...and promise to come back to this wonderful place when you are hungry again.
Just as I promise to blog about this wonderful place soon!!!!
NutFreeG
U hungry???? I know I am...so let us feast!!! But not on photos like my sweet feast previously...descriptive feast!!!! Lick your lips and dig in...
Imagine a gigantic buffet table the size of the moon...you are walking over to it and the first thing you spot is a giant mozzarella cheese pizza, with a bit of feta sprinkled on top and basil to perfect it...the pizza is steaming hot. You grab a slice and let it slide down your throat. Then you see a magnificent tiered chocolate cake...with fluffy vanilla buttercream frosting and chocolate designs. You take a slice on your giant china plate, which has magically appeared in your hand. You make your way over to a heaping platter of juicy watermelon...seedless and ready to eat. After taking three pieces, you move towards a three feet high bowl of buttery, cheesy pasta. Adding some to your plate, you rush over to a giant french silk pie, slicing yourself the biggest piece. You spot a platter of turkey dumplings, and you take them all. Your plate has grown bigger as you add the food. Your stomach grows full and content as you eat. You sigh...and promise to come back to this wonderful place when you are hungry again.
Just as I promise to blog about this wonderful place soon!!!!
NutFreeG
Awesome songs!
Hi!
I just wanted to list a few super great (mostly pop-ish) songs! I'm really into people like Taylor Swift, Lorde, Train and Sara Barielles! So yeah...here is the list of songs and such!!!!!
#1. Team by Lorde
#2. People Like Us by Kelly Clarkson
#3. Starlight by Taylor Swift
#4. Royals by Lorde
#5. Put Your Hearts up by Ariana Grande
#6. Sweeter Than Fiction by Taylor Swift
#7. Brave by Sara Barielles
#8. Catch my Breath by Kelly Clarkson
#9. Hey Soul Sister by Train
#10. Somebody I Used to Know by GOTYE
#11. California English by Vampire Weekend
#12. Keep Your Head Up by Andy Grammer
#13. Piano by Ariana Grande
#14. Stay Stay Stay by Taylor Swift
#15. Enchanted by Taylor Swift
#16. Since U Been Gone by Kelly Clarkson
#17. Firework by Katy Perry
#18. Safe and Sound by Someone I have no idea who they are...but it's a popular song, and if you listen to the radio...you've probably heard it. And it is hard to miss because they broadcast the words "Safe and Sound" within the song soooo many times. (it isn't the one by T Swift for the THG BTW).
#19. Fireflies by Owl City
#20. Set Fire to the Rain by ADELE
#21. Rolling in the Deep by ADELE
#22. I Need Your Love by Ellie Goulding/Calvin Harris
#23. Jar of Hearts by Christina Perri
#24. Lights by Ellie Goulding
#25. Heart Attack by Demi Lovato
#26. Shake it Out by Florence+the Machine
#27. Good Time by Owl City and Carly Rae Jepsen
#28. Gone, Gone, Gone by Phillip Phillips
#29. Love Song by Sara Barielles
#30. Come Back...Be Here by Taylor Swift
Sooooo...I loooove all those songs (and it took me a great amount of personal struggle to stop myslef from listing every single T Swift song there is) and I'll make additions to this list when I learn of yet moooooore!
Bai!
NutFreeG
I just wanted to list a few super great (mostly pop-ish) songs! I'm really into people like Taylor Swift, Lorde, Train and Sara Barielles! So yeah...here is the list of songs and such!!!!!
#1. Team by Lorde
#2. People Like Us by Kelly Clarkson
#3. Starlight by Taylor Swift
#4. Royals by Lorde
#5. Put Your Hearts up by Ariana Grande
#6. Sweeter Than Fiction by Taylor Swift
#7. Brave by Sara Barielles
#8. Catch my Breath by Kelly Clarkson
#9. Hey Soul Sister by Train
#10. Somebody I Used to Know by GOTYE
#11. California English by Vampire Weekend
#12. Keep Your Head Up by Andy Grammer
#13. Piano by Ariana Grande
#14. Stay Stay Stay by Taylor Swift
#15. Enchanted by Taylor Swift
#16. Since U Been Gone by Kelly Clarkson
#17. Firework by Katy Perry
#18. Safe and Sound by Someone I have no idea who they are...but it's a popular song, and if you listen to the radio...you've probably heard it. And it is hard to miss because they broadcast the words "Safe and Sound" within the song soooo many times. (it isn't the one by T Swift for the THG BTW).
#19. Fireflies by Owl City
#20. Set Fire to the Rain by ADELE
#21. Rolling in the Deep by ADELE
#22. I Need Your Love by Ellie Goulding/Calvin Harris
#23. Jar of Hearts by Christina Perri
#24. Lights by Ellie Goulding
#25. Heart Attack by Demi Lovato
#26. Shake it Out by Florence+the Machine
#27. Good Time by Owl City and Carly Rae Jepsen
#28. Gone, Gone, Gone by Phillip Phillips
#29. Love Song by Sara Barielles
#30. Come Back...Be Here by Taylor Swift
Sooooo...I loooove all those songs (and it took me a great amount of personal struggle to stop myslef from listing every single T Swift song there is) and I'll make additions to this list when I learn of yet moooooore!
Bai!
NutFreeG
Morning Tea!!!!!!!!!
Good Morning!
Brrrr! To those of you in cold places...it's cold out! Want something to warm you up? Have a nice hot up of steaming chai tea!
Yum! I loooooove chai!!! Especially heaped full of sugar, spices and cream! Hmmmm....good. Still freezing???? Let's sit by the fire...
And this...this is a dead stuffed platypus toy...RIP Eggy...RIP.
Warm enough yet? I am! I bet you are also a bit disturbed by the random pic of a platypus. I am very sorry for that.
NutFreeG!
Brrrr! To those of you in cold places...it's cold out! Want something to warm you up? Have a nice hot up of steaming chai tea!
Wow...I love the warm fire...and so does my dog! He is seriously crazy about the fireplace, heater and everything that can heat him up in the winter!
Warm enough yet? I am! I bet you are also a bit disturbed by the random pic of a platypus. I am very sorry for that.
NutFreeG!
Friday, November 22, 2013
WARNING: EXTREMELY WEIRD POST ABOUT EMPTY DOG BOWLS!
NutFreeG
Evil!!!!!!!!!!!!
Socks are awesome! Ok, that was just STRANGE...and yeah. I'm watching the Hunger Games movie and eating PIZZA right now (see my poll about pizza!) May the Odds be EVER in your FAVOR and all that jazz. My pet rat has something to say:
This is Poppy, sorry you can't see her ADORABLE face...but she is currently sniffing the top of a very interesting (and yummy) cardboard playhouse. She would like to say that it is important to "BE EVIL!" and that we should all follow her example and do sneaky stuff like steal her sister's food. If you would like to read more about Poppy (and her sister Fern!) you can read their blog: www.rattybatty.blogspot.com
Soooo...follow the adorable creatures advice and go BE EVIL! Speaking of evilness...I really want to sneak a cookie right now...
NutFreeG
This is Poppy, sorry you can't see her ADORABLE face...but she is currently sniffing the top of a very interesting (and yummy) cardboard playhouse. She would like to say that it is important to "BE EVIL!" and that we should all follow her example and do sneaky stuff like steal her sister's food. If you would like to read more about Poppy (and her sister Fern!) you can read their blog: www.rattybatty.blogspot.com
NutFreeG
PIE LAND!
Hello Random Followers!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love pie. I think there should be a national pie society for pieness. I seriously want some pie right now...that is why I shall list delicious sounding pie:
Apple Cinnamon Pie
Chocolate Cream Pie
Lemon Meringue Pie
Key Lime Pie
Blackberry Pie
Vanilla Cream Pie
Strawberry Rhubarb Pie
EVERY KIND OF PIE!!!
PIE WILL DOMINATE THE EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love pie. I think there should be a national pie society for pieness. I seriously want some pie right now...that is why I shall list delicious sounding pie:
Apple Cinnamon Pie
Chocolate Cream Pie
Lemon Meringue Pie
Key Lime Pie
Blackberry Pie
Vanilla Cream Pie
Strawberry Rhubarb Pie
EVERY KIND OF PIE!!!
PIE WILL DOMINATE THE EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Best TV shows!!!!
Here is a FABULOUS list of AWESOME TV for EPIC people...
#1. Doctor Who: Just Plain Weird. Also one of the BEST SHOWS ON EARTH!!!! Aliens, cheesyness, romance, humor, adventure and awesome all packed in one! (10+ probably)
#2. Sherlock!!!! OMG THIS SHOW IS AWESOME! Basically the main character has emotional issues and is a total jerk sometimes, it's also action-packed and funny and totally epic. (12+ reccomended)
#3. Downton Abbey: Cool and epic! I love this show sooooo much!!! Perfect for a girls night with friends or your mom! It is sooo romantic and TRAGICALLY SAD!!! (12+)
#4. Avatar the Last Airbender: I know this is supposed to be more of a little kids show...but people who say this are WRONG! This show has awesome messages, is TOTALLY funny (go Sokka!) and makes you rewatch it 50 times over. (7+)
#5. Modern Family: comedy...just comedy. This show is just hilarious. (12+)
Sooo...if I discover any more awesome shows I will be sure to blog about them...but these are the top 5...all other shows are weird and boring (or at least in my opinion!)
NutFreeG
P.S. Sorry for all the horrifying grammar in these blog posts, this is the one place in life that I am going to ignore my obsessive grammar rules and just be crazy un-grammarly. I am a tragic person...I know:)
#1. Doctor Who: Just Plain Weird. Also one of the BEST SHOWS ON EARTH!!!! Aliens, cheesyness, romance, humor, adventure and awesome all packed in one! (10+ probably)
#2. Sherlock!!!! OMG THIS SHOW IS AWESOME! Basically the main character has emotional issues and is a total jerk sometimes, it's also action-packed and funny and totally epic. (12+ reccomended)
#3. Downton Abbey: Cool and epic! I love this show sooooo much!!! Perfect for a girls night with friends or your mom! It is sooo romantic and TRAGICALLY SAD!!! (12+)
#4. Avatar the Last Airbender: I know this is supposed to be more of a little kids show...but people who say this are WRONG! This show has awesome messages, is TOTALLY funny (go Sokka!) and makes you rewatch it 50 times over. (7+)
#5. Modern Family: comedy...just comedy. This show is just hilarious. (12+)
Sooo...if I discover any more awesome shows I will be sure to blog about them...but these are the top 5...all other shows are weird and boring (or at least in my opinion!)
NutFreeG
P.S. Sorry for all the horrifying grammar in these blog posts, this is the one place in life that I am going to ignore my obsessive grammar rules and just be crazy un-grammarly. I am a tragic person...I know:)
Bettering the Earth!
Want to help me improve the world?????????
YOU CAN! Just follow these simple rules...and our planet will be on its way to perfection!!!!
#1. Eat Chocolate
#2. Read Harry Potter.
#3. Do not litter.
#4. No fighting (accept with annoying younger siblings...)
#5. MOST IMPORTANT RULE OF ALL...Do whatever I say!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAH!
OBEY ME OR ELSE!!!!
Cheerios!
YOU CAN! Just follow these simple rules...and our planet will be on its way to perfection!!!!
#1. Eat Chocolate
#2. Read Harry Potter.
#3. Do not litter.
#4. No fighting (accept with annoying younger siblings...)
#5. MOST IMPORTANT RULE OF ALL...Do whatever I say!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAH!
OBEY ME OR ELSE!!!!
Cheerios!
FEAST!
Hi Wolves, Humans and the Walking Dead,
I am sure you probably know I am insane...since this blog seems to be the insane with a capital I. You are probably right...no...you are DEFINITELY right. I would like to show you a picture...
The item in this photo is the sole thing we beings survive on (besides water, love, books and magical pony rides of course...) This is a cookie. Full of...wait for it...SUGAR! This sweet sensational dream of food has the most wonderful taste! The one in the pic happens to be a chocolate chip one, which I can make in my sleep!!!!! Let's have a sweet feast...
Snickerdoodles!!!!!
Cupcakes above and mollasses cookies below!
More molasses cookies! A BUNCH!!! BWAHAHAH!
Aaaah! Delectable sweets! Everyone loves a good dose of SUGAR!!!!!!!
Bai Bai!!!!
NutFreeG (or you could call me RULER OF ALL!)
I am sure you probably know I am insane...since this blog seems to be the insane with a capital I. You are probably right...no...you are DEFINITELY right. I would like to show you a picture...
Snickerdoodles!!!!!
Bai Bai!!!!
NutFreeG (or you could call me RULER OF ALL!)
Welcome to my blog of doom! (and eternal epicness!)
Hi Everyone!
This is my new blog about everything and anything that comes to mind! From the reason cheese tastes so good to why dragons are awesome...this blog is basically the hideout for the weird. If your looking for some random, stupid and insanely genius stuff to banish boredom, bring on laughter and confuse you with its awesomeness...this is the best blog ever to waste your valuable time on!
Have a nice day!!!!
NutfreeG
This is my new blog about everything and anything that comes to mind! From the reason cheese tastes so good to why dragons are awesome...this blog is basically the hideout for the weird. If your looking for some random, stupid and insanely genius stuff to banish boredom, bring on laughter and confuse you with its awesomeness...this is the best blog ever to waste your valuable time on!
Have a nice day!!!!
NutfreeG
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