GUTDOTMC

Greetings Fellow Evildoers, Fairies and Secret Agent Hamsters,

Today...I'm going to tell you about a secret organization called GUTDOTMC or Green Unicorns That Dance On The Moon Club!!!!!! It is a VERY IMPORTANT society for...you guessed it...GREEN UNICORNS THAT DANCE ON THE MOON! The organization owns 50 billion minature blue rockets and 3 gigantic yellow ones that spout fireworks! Every third Wednesday, they take those rockets to their base of cheesy clay on the moon, and they have dance parties while playing disco music and watching Sesame Street! These Unicorns would be so happy if YOU joined their fun and got plastic surgery to becme a green unicorn! You should be honored that they are inviting you...as it is very classy and they are SUPER choicy about who they admit. Soooo....yeah:)

See You!


NutFreeG the Insane Panda Bear