Introducing...ED!

Hello There!!!!!

Today I am going to show you a very...erm...special friend! He likes...coffee, bowties and Christina Perri...he's...
                                      
                                ED THE LABBIT! Properly...Edward...but let's keep it simple:)

Ed is a Labbit, which is basically a short and stubby (coughs...he he) rabbit, with a...MUSTACHE!!!!!!! He is mean. Very, very, seriously mean. He boils people in boiling oil and insults everyone he meets. So...no one likes him! Here is his...profile...

Name: Edward the Labbit (A.K.A Ed)
Age: 45 (but 43 on Sundays)
Gender: Male (I think...)
Species: Labbit
Likes: Coffee, Purple, Distant Waves, Insulting people, bowties, suits, mustaches, Christina Perri, coffee, nail polish, coffee, death, coffee, boiling oil, Grumpy Cat memes,  and coffee. (on a good day, he likes his assistants, Cheesepuff and BOB...more about them later!)
Dislikes: Nearly Everything. Justin Bieber, people, Smiling, Babies, Everything, invasion of privacy (AHEM...ever heard of doors!), Justin Bieber (who likes him anyway?), people and every single thing accept for his Likes (see above...)
Friends: Uh...friends? When Ed has a good day (once every 10 years...) he is friends with his assistant Cheesepuff, who is a stuffed bookworm, and his annoying pet BOB, who is a singing bean. Pics of them soon.
Enemies: That would take years to write out, but some of them include: an annoying hamster who thinks he's famous named "Yo-Ham", everyone, and the entire population of mice. He had a mouse girlfriend when he was younger, and she broke up with him and told all the mice to hate him. He hates mice.
Other: He drinks more than a giant truck's weight in coffee every day. If he doesn't get to drink 200 cups by noon, he boils people in oil. He doesn't take it with sugar, sugar is too sweet for him. He lives in a cardboard condo with Cheesepuff and BOB. He is a jerk.

More pics of Ed and Friends (?):

This is Ed, his coffee cup, his signature sign and his assistant Cheesepuff the Bookworm. BOB is currently using the toilet.

This is the whole group. BOB is the weird bean-shaped thing hanging on Ed's ear. He likes to sing opera.

                                        This is Ed with his signature sign.

                                            Sideways Ed...isn't he awesome?

You may wonder why Cheesepuff and BOB are "friends" with Ed, the mean oil-boiling thing. Answer: You should wonder why Ed is friends with Cheesepuff and BOB. Cheesepuff has 0 friends besides Ed, because he randomly attacks people for no reason at all accept for that he feels like it. BOB has 0 friends besides Ed, because he NEEDS to be in the spotlight at all times, and when people say things he doesn't like, he randomly starts opera singing in a nasally voice. Take it as you like.

Sooo...that is Ed the Labbit, BOB the Bean (who also starts rambling weird facts about hippos at you if he hates you) and Cheesepuff the Bookworm stuffed thing! Thanks for reading!

NutFreeG, Ed, BOB and Cheesepuff!